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Soulgemmed Mods ([personal profile] soulmods) wrote in [community profile] souljammed2015-11-29 07:32 pm
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Test Drive Meme

Test Drive Meme




Prompts

Arrival: So you've just arrived in Nyoi-Cho. Congratulations! You must be so excited about having your wish granted. Or maybe you're upset that the result wasn't quite what you expected? If that's the case, then that's too bad! There are no take backs and no redoes, so you're stuck with what you have! Maybe you should have been more careful about how you worded that wish...

Oh well. There's no use in dwelling on it. You're a magi now, and that means adjusting to a whole new lifestyle! Maybe one of the townspeople can help you out.

Only... they're acting a bit strangely, aren't they? They're all too happy to show you around, but there's something unsettling about the way they're behaving. Almost cheerfully dissonant. Any questions about the history of the town are met with blank stares and brief silence, before they plaster a smile onto their faces and change the subject. Any attempts to tell them about your duties as a magi or anything else that relates to the magical will get similar reactions.

Isn't there anyone normal here that you can talk to at all?

Home Improvement: The houses that the magi are given access to really are something, aren't they? There's almost no limit to what they can do! Why don't you create the house of your dreams, or maybe recreate and relive your favorite childhood scenes? Invite some spectators over to marvel!

A Corrupted Soul Gem: You neglected to take care of your soul gem, and now you don't feel quite yourself anymore. You feel like you're losing your sense of self - all you seem to be able to focus on is your old regrets and past failures. What's happening to you?

A Successful Mission: Congratulations! You met up with your first Witch, and you fought valiantly. For your efforts, you've been awarded a grief seed - and with it, access to a brand new power! What sort of power did you get? Is it a useful one, or is it not so useful? Maybe you've mastered it beautifully, and now you're showing off to all of your friends. Maybe you're having a hard time keeping it under wraps, and now you're wreaking havoc across the town without meaning to!

A Dreadful Nightmare: You had an absolutely horrid day. As you drift off to sleep, your mind dwells on all the injustices you've had to endure. In response, your bed swallows you up, and your room shifts into a horrific Nightmarescape. What sort of Nightmare are you? What kind of Nightmarescape do you create? Hopefully your fellow magi can stop you before you cause too much damage!

Wildcard: Feel free to use any information from the FAQ or the World Info page to make your own prompt!
screwballkoopa: (aaaaand WEEEEEEEEEEE!)

Lemmy Koopa | Super Mario

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-11-30 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Why 12 year olds make terrible interior decorators

[With 8 siblings, privacy was a luxury Lemmy could never afford. He never dreamed of having his own bedroom, let alone his own house. Clearly, this was the best day ever. He wasted no time going hog wild turning the place into an epic playroom. Toys littered the floor and arcade cabinets lined one wall, while a huge TV with even more video games sat on the opposite wall. He conjured up a door that led to a go-kart course that looked suspiciously like Mario Kart Stadium, except every instance of the word "Mario" was scribbled out and replaced with "Lemmy". Finally, he added a refrigerator stuffed with all of his favorite foods, including microwavable junk and sickeningly-sweet sugary cereal.

Lemmy bounced in place as he admired his handiwork. This was so awesome. Too awesome to keep to himself. Without a second thought, he dashed outside to grab the first person he could find.]


Hey! Hey, you! Yeah, you! Come see my cool house! Come onnn, let's go! I've got pizza rolls!

In the name of the moon!?!

[Okay, so Lemmy was now a defender of the innocent and a fighter of evil! That's no big, he can handle that. But first he's gotta look the part, and that includes coming up with a super cool pre-battle speech to use on bad guys before he kicks all their butts.

He's standing on the roof of his house in his magi uniform: a bright, multi-colored coat that makes him look like a circus ringleader. He tries to strike a dramatic pose as he points at anyone milling about below, but it's hard to be taken serious when you're a bright orange turtle-thing with a rainbow mohawk and a ridiculous get-up.]


Beware, evil-doers! I, the Amazing Lemmy, have arrived to defeat you!!

[He snaps his fingers and summons his weapon: a top hat as ridiculous as his coat.]

And now, for my next trick, I'll- whoa, whoa, oh, no, my hat!

[His hat slips out of his hands and tumbles off the roof, and he very nearly follows but catches himself at the last second.]

Um... can you just, like, toss that back up to me?
hotpantsdreamer: (WHOAH!!)

Cool House

[personal profile] hotpantsdreamer 2015-11-30 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
ME?!?

[Wow, Papyrus was just walking down the street and already people are wanting to show him awesome things. A cool house? Pizza rolls? You can make rolls out of pizza? He knew the dream was true but all his own efforts had only been great, not fantastic! Maybe the formula has been completed. Hell yeah he wants to see all this!]

Of course I want to see it! Come on let's go!

[Look at that Lemmy. You've gotten the skeleton so excited he's the one dragging you towards the house now.]
screwballkoopa: (omg and there was this guy and he goes)

THE COOLEST HOUSE

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-11-30 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Dry Human skeleton being so excited made Lemmy even MORE excited. It was like some kind of perpetual excitement feedback loop. He was practically vibrating by the time they reached the door.]

Check it out! Check it out!

[Once they were inside, he hopped on top of a large yellow ball and started rolling around as he gave a tour, because, well, why not?]

Okay, okay, so I put video games over here, and then I put more video games over there because I didn't think I had enough! The go-kart track is through there! OH! And I was thinkin' about putting a lava hot tub in the corner, because who wouldn't want a lava hot tub?

[...Things that aren't fire-breathing turtle monsters, maybe?]

darker_alice: (Unsure)

Because Lemmy is favorite Koopaling. That is literally my reason.

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-01 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
W-w...

[She BARELY had any time to grab her bearings whens he found herself being pulled by some strange...something. It had odd hair and looked like some sort of squashed bovine monster. But it was much too small for that, so this was indeed a befuddling situation].

What is a...pizza roll?

screwballkoopa: (you hold out for your life)

The only reason you ever need

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-01 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hopefully Alice isn't too repelled by the straight-up assault to the senses that is Lemmy's world. In addition to all the bright colors and noise, there's now the scent of freshly baked microwaved pizza rolls coming from a nearby plate that just materialized, because magic is awesome.]

Oh man! You've never had them before? Here, try one!

[And he offers up the plate of weird little pastries, some of them leaking tomato sauce. How. Appetizing.]
darker_alice: (Default)

Re: The only reason you ever need

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-01 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[It takes some getting used to, that's for sure. Between all of the noise and the bright colors, Alice was definitely having to tale a moment to process why everything in this room demanded your attention. This had to be what the Cheshire Cat would have as his permanent room if such a place existed].

Hmm. It's...doughy. [She took it in her hand, testing how baked in it was, and then promptly popped one in her mouth, chewing thoughtfully].

It tastes odd, but I think I may grow to like it.
screwballkoopa: (when you're a kid and you wanna go WEEEE)

Re: The only reason you ever need

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-02 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELCOME TO THE PIZZA ROLL FANCLUB. Lemmy can hardly contain his excitement over her approval.]

Yeah! Pizza rolls are the BEST! And now we can be pizza roll buddies! I'm Lemmy! What's your name?
darker_alice: (Default)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-02 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pizza roll buddies." I shall be sure to keep that in mind.

[Ok, so she WOULD definitely eat one of these again, having not had something decently edible for a long time].

Lemmy. Nice to meet you. I am Alice.
screwballkoopa: (yo i saw this kid in a wheelchair goin)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-03 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! We'll eat pizza rolls and watch movies and play games and all kinds of stuff! And we'll tell everybody how awesome they are! Uniting the world, through pizza rolls!

[He makes a dramatic pose! ...This is probably more than you signed on for, Alice.]
darker_alice: (Unsure)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-03 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I sincerely doubt I'll be telling anyone how "awesome" they are, as it would take a lot to find someone that astounding.

What is a "movie?"
screwballkoopa: (when you're a kid and you wanna go WEEEE)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Movies! You know! Like Killer Koopas From Outer Space? Night of the Living Goombas? Attack of the 50-Foot Pihranha Plant?
darker_alice: (Default)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Those sound like titles of nonsense books.
screwballkoopa: (omg i went to my mom and she be like)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-07 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Nah!! They're my favorite movies ever! You sure you've never seen 'em? They're preeeeetty famous.

[Still not used to this 'not in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore' business, I see.]
darker_alice: (Default)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-07 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I do not know what a movie is.

screwballkoopa: (yo i saw r2-d2 on the street and)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-07 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lemmy gawks at Alice for a moment, his eyes slowly drifting out of focus as he processes this information.]

Oh man.

We have got.

To fix this.
darker_alice: (Default)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-07 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Your eyes are odd.

Hmm? How do you propose doing that?
screwballkoopa: (omg there was this guy and he came over)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-08 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Whazzat? Oh, yeah, they do that sometimes!

[Without warning, Lemmy proceeds to smack himself in the face with both hands. When he opens his eyes again, they're back to normal.]

The only way we can! MOVIE NIGHT!

[The room twists and spins around them, turning into a fancy, old-timey movie theater. Magic is awesome.]
darker_alice: (Default)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-08 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm.I knew someone who could do that at a whim too. He did that more in the past though.

I see. So you mean to say I can see one of these movies on that big screen there?
screwballkoopa: (yo i saw this kid in a wheelchair goin)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-09 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Innit cool? And we can eat tons of popcorn, too!!

[And just like that, two giant tubs of popcorn appear, floating in midair.]
darker_alice: (Default)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-09 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Pop...corn. I've heard of corn, but how do you make it pop?

[She's already putting one in her mouth, chewing thoughtfully.

Hmm. This is...good.
Edited 2015-12-09 01:17 (UTC)
screwballkoopa: (oh my god WEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-10 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You put it in the microwave! And you watch it pop! It's fun!!

[He's already running down the aisle to find a good seat.]
darker_alice: (Who ARE you?!)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-10 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Right. A mircowave.

[She has no idea what that is, but goes with him to find the seat].
screwballkoopa: (omg and there was this guy and he goes)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-10 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Lemmy clearly hasn't gotten wise to the fact that not everyone comes from the same time period he does]

All the best stuff cooks in the microwave! Popcorn, pizza rolls, leftovers... ooh! Look! The movie's starting!

[Sure enough, the lights in the theater are dimming.]
darker_alice: (It's in her eyes)

[personal profile] darker_alice 2015-12-10 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a kind of science magic.

What...

[Alice's voice lowers as there seems to be...things. On the screen.]

How is that happening?
screwballkoopa: (yo i went up to a thug gangster and)

[personal profile] screwballkoopa 2015-12-11 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It works like... um, I dunno how a microwave works, actually! Maybe it IS magic!

[Everything is magic now, obviously.]

Ooh! I know this one! There's like, a machine, and it's shining a light on these pictures that are moving really fast, right? And it's projecting on the screen! Cool, huh?

[Meanwhile, hordes of skeleton turtles are terrorizing innocents on screen.]

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