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U-um...mm. mm? I-I'm Madoka and...this...this is about trolls...so...I feel sleep...sleepy...uwaa.
um. super long sgo there were...um. there were trolls. and...and they...their ruler, who was the Cond...Condesh...Condessheen...the queen. Shhe said, um, hey, I am going to go out and conquer the universe. Because...because trolls come from. Fro, caterpillers. or bee hives. Both. I think. Also...also, my granddaughter...she's my grandma. I...I think. That makes me...that makes me really angry!! Also, also, we have a shoshiety that...I'm...I'm gonna make it based on, um, blood color! And my color's...mine's the best because my...my color's cool, and I'm the only one, s-so...I get to rule you. And it was...a backwards rainbow she put into place, and it was really, really sad for anyone who had orange blood or had red blood because...because they weren't on top of the rainbow, they, they were on the bottom now.
Even though she was the, um, only one and there were, um, a million other trolls with other blood they, th-they went ok! this is the best...the best idea. but then! but them someone went...what about, um, demoncracy? Democracy is way better! And evvveryone's all...equal! like back before the universe blew up, and
I-I...
...
oh, um, the universe...yeah, it...blew up. B-but, it got better, sort of, only, trolls were really?...really angry about it? Ok. I am just s-so confused? I-I feel weird.
and the C--the queen said no and executed him, but not! not before the mutant told his friends, the queen! she is going to kill me, I need you to write all my, my writings down. Also, I'm...my grandpa grandson person's going to avenge me. So look out for the grub with red blood and stuff!
But also it was his grandson?...s-so, for ever and ever, the queen...she had aaaall the, um, adults go take over the universe, and all the, um, kids, they were left with the internet and the queen said, you can do whatever you want when you're a kid grub, but when you grow up, you are gonna take a space sshhip and you're gonna, you're gonna go and join me.
And--[hiccup]--and you get to...take orers from me for the rest of your lives.
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souljammed2016-04-23 06:04 pm
Sollux Captor (Canon) || Homestuck
Troll society?
um. super long sgo there were...um. there were trolls. and...and they...their ruler, who was the Cond...Condesh...Condessheen...the queen. Shhe said, um, hey, I am going to go out and conquer the universe. Because...because trolls come from. Fro, caterpillers. or bee hives. Both. I think. Also...also, my granddaughter...she's my grandma. I...I think. That makes me...that makes me really angry!! Also, also, we have a shoshiety that...I'm...I'm gonna make it based on, um, blood color! And my color's...mine's the best because my...my color's cool, and I'm the only one, s-so...I get to rule you. And it was...a backwards rainbow she put into place, and it was really, really sad for anyone who had orange blood or had red blood because...because they weren't on top of the rainbow, they, they were on the bottom now.
Even though she was the, um, only one and there were, um, a million other trolls with other blood they, th-they went ok! this is the best...the best idea. but then! but them someone went...what about, um, demoncracy? Democracy is way better! And evvveryone's all...equal! like back before the universe blew up, and
I-I...
...
oh, um, the universe...yeah, it...blew up. B-but, it got better, sort of, only, trolls were really?...really angry about it? Ok. I am just s-so confused? I-I feel weird.
and the C--the queen said no and executed him, but not! not before the mutant told his friends, the queen! she is going to kill me, I need you to write all my, my writings down. Also, I'm...my grandpa grandson person's going to avenge me. So look out for the grub with red blood and stuff!
But also it was his grandson?...s-so, for ever and ever, the queen...she had aaaall the, um, adults go take over the universe, and all the, um, kids, they were left with the internet and the queen said, you can do whatever you want when you're a kid grub, but when you grow up, you are gonna take a space sshhip and you're gonna, you're gonna go and join me.
And--[hiccup]--and you get to...take orers from me for the rest of your lives.
...
B-but this sounds so...so terrible...! So...!
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