[Why the hell are humans so trusting? Honestly, its a miracle their species has survived for as long as they have. Eridans almost ashamed at his hand in creating such a weak minded universe. But these are thoughts he keeps to himself, because despite what certain people may thing, he is trying his best to not be a total negative prick. Turning into a nightmare would be a sign of weakness and disgrace.]

Some of 'em are fine, I guess. Some asshole I knoww told me the ones named Madoka, Ryoko, Kakyoin, Pokey, an' Raven can be trusted to wwork wwell helpin' others. Sollux an' Aradia too, the fuckin' insufferable prick an' creepy death obsessed freaks they are aside.