It works like... um, I dunno how a microwave works, actually! Maybe it IS magic!

[Everything is magic now, obviously.]

Ooh! I know this one! There's like, a machine, and it's shining a light on these pictures that are moving really fast, right? And it's projecting on the screen! Cool, huh?

[Meanwhile, hordes of skeleton turtles are terrorizing innocents on screen.]