Isn't that just the way: take over a dimension and finally emerge physically, and you get bumped to the boonies. What're ya gonna do?
[Well. Alright then. There is just a little pyramid man flittering around you on the air. Considering he's pretty much right next to you, he has to be talking to you. Why he is, who knows.]
I mean, I didn't think they were going to go for "I wish for you to jam jalapenos in your eyes for two thousand years" but hey guess they're cats of their word. The better be, cause the next time I see them they better look like they were just flavored south of the border.
Nice of them to let me keep the levitation though. Kind of a pain hoofing it with these things, believe me.
[He just points to his legs for a moment.
Then he points to yours.]
Sure not as easy as yours, let me tell you! You ever feel like trading them out, give me a call.
[And the little triangle man extends one of his hands.]
I'm Bill. Bill Cipher! But enough about me, let's hear about you!
Home Improvement
[On your street, near your home, one of the houses doors is just thrown open. Within the doorway are lights, strong and powerful and alternating in color. Music too, though it's hard to hear it from where you are. Really, it just sounds like idiot noise.
Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls
Isn't that just the way: take over a dimension and finally emerge physically, and you get bumped to the boonies. What're ya gonna do?
[Well. Alright then. There is just a little pyramid man flittering around you on the air. Considering he's pretty much right next to you, he has to be talking to you. Why he is, who knows.]
I mean, I didn't think they were going to go for "I wish for you to jam jalapenos in your eyes for two thousand years" but hey guess they're cats of their word. The better be, cause the next time I see them they better look like they were just flavored south of the border.
Nice of them to let me keep the levitation though. Kind of a pain hoofing it with these things, believe me.
[He just points to his legs for a moment.
Then he points to yours.]
Sure not as easy as yours, let me tell you! You ever feel like trading them out, give me a call.
[And the little triangle man extends one of his hands.]
I'm Bill. Bill Cipher! But enough about me, let's hear about you!
Home Improvement
[On your street, near your home, one of the houses doors is just thrown open. Within the doorway are lights, strong and powerful and alternating in color. Music too, though it's hard to hear it from where you are. Really, it just sounds like idiot noise.
Still. Door's open.
Come on in if you want.]
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