hotpantsdreamer: (Nyeh Heah Heah! I'm So Cool!)
Papyrus ([personal profile] hotpantsdreamer) wrote in [community profile] souljammed 2015-11-30 06:47 pm (UTC)

Papyrus | Undertale

Arrival

[So this is what the outside world looks like. Papyrus has to say, after all the expectations he had, everything he had dreamed and hope it would be...

It was even better! Wowie, what a great looking place!

And he's already an expert on it all! Unbeknownst to many, the Great Papyrus himself knows quite a bit about human culture and places! For instance, this place is...er...it's...well, he doesn't know what this place is aside from the surface, but the surface can't be that different no matter where it is! Surely he knows what is what here!

Oh! And his wish the nice monster gave him! Well, he assumed it was a fellow monster. It sure looked like one. If it was granting wishes then it certainly had the kind heart of one. And of course, there was only one thing Papyrus could wish for. It was the only sensible wish.

So while you're going about you're own way in Nyoi-cho, you might hear a voice and see a bony arm waving to accompany it as it asks]


Hello human! Human, over here!

[And turn to see a tall, lanky skeleton in a torn shirt that says 'Cool Dude', basketball hat backwards and wearing hot pants. ...Hot pants in the plural it's...how many pairs of hot pants has this skeleton managed to get on?]

You're in luck today human for I, the Great Papyrus, require assistance in going to the store so I can prepare my greatest dish yet: spaghetti a la mode!

[Wow. Aren't you just honored?]

A Successful Mission

Nyeh heh heh!

[Well that was simple! Of course, any battle is simple when the Great Papyrus has joined it, and he clenches a bony fist proudly to the chest piece of his battle armor. Man he's cool. Everyone with him is so cool. This place is cool.]

Wowie did you see that! What a great job we did! I guess the next time a nightmare thinks of showing up here it'll have to...sleep on it! Nyeh heh!

[Okay. He might not be in love with puns or...be good at them. But even he can appreciate them now and then.]

Or Wildcard me

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