And you're mad as hell. Well. There isn't a moment where you aren't mad as hell but hell just got a bit hotter at the moment. When you put your wish in with the little white cat shithead, you didn't expect much but this is hole is still a disappointment somehow. No bar, no deserted warehouses or seedy parts of town. The place makes the wasteland look like it was jumping, and that place was pure desert until you got there.
At least you can take satisfaction that that blank-headed fuck is toasting real good right now. He better be.
Still, this place is a bore. There isn't anything even decent to steal. But at least you caught something to sate your sweet tooth. The place might be lacking totally in civilization, but at least it has a candy store. And scottie dogs.
>>Abscond with Scottie Dogs
You start scooping scottie dogs into your hat with abandon. You are just raking those fucking things in there you don't even care. There isn't much that'd be fun to steal in this hole anyway, so you'll take your theft where you can.
No one else better have a problem with that, unless they want to get their fucking jaw unhinged.
May Day
>>Spades Slick: Strife
The place gets a little more lively at night, at least. These stupid ass little monster things aren't much of a fight, you're pretty sure you could kill them with a pillow, but at least the cat monster was courteous enough to give you a blade. Good move on its part, because no one keeps you apart from a knife for too long.
>Be Spades Slick
>>You are now Spades Slick
And you're mad as hell. Well. There isn't a moment where you aren't mad as hell but hell just got a bit hotter at the moment. When you put your wish in with the little white cat shithead, you didn't expect much but this is hole is still a disappointment somehow. No bar, no deserted warehouses or seedy parts of town. The place makes the wasteland look like it was jumping, and that place was pure desert until you got there.
At least you can take satisfaction that that blank-headed fuck is toasting real good right now. He better be.
Still, this place is a bore. There isn't anything even decent to steal. But at least you caught something to sate your sweet tooth. The place might be lacking totally in civilization, but at least it has a candy store. And scottie dogs.
>>Abscond with Scottie Dogs
You start scooping scottie dogs into your hat with abandon. You are just raking those fucking things in there you don't even care. There isn't much that'd be fun to steal in this hole anyway, so you'll take your theft where you can.
No one else better have a problem with that, unless they want to get their fucking jaw unhinged.
May Day
>>Spades Slick: Strife
The place gets a little more lively at night, at least. These stupid ass little monster things aren't much of a fight, you're pretty sure you could kill them with a pillow, but at least the cat monster was courteous enough to give you a blade. Good move on its part, because no one keeps you apart from a knife for too long.
The stupid costume it has you transform into though, yeah. You'll have a talk with it over that.
Still, holy shit, look at this. You just killed another one of those suckers. Better say something witty.
Hate to cut and run, but I've got an appointment with...um....I gotta go and....shit, okay....
Okay the joke has kind of evaded you for a moment. It's okay. You've got this.