No no no no. What are these words appearing on his screen? No. Hell no. Hell fucking no.
Just ignore him, Strider. You made your stupid offer. It's over now. Done with. Just get on with your goddamn life, and if he does turn into a horrible monster and decide to level half the town in his ensuing shitfit, well. Not your problem. You offered, he refused. That's on him now.
So just walk away. Put the fucking phone down.
Do not-- aw, fuck it, his fingers are already moving.]
what the actual fuck is your problem
[This conversation is actually physically making him ill, because fuck if he won't admit that Gary sort of has a point about everything he just said.
As fucking usual.
Again, irredeemably terrible dude, worst person Dave has ever had the misfortune of meeting, etc, god why the fuck does he even care what happens to this guy? If he turns into a disgusting man-eating monster, it'd be no less than what he deserves.
Fuck him. Fuck him fuck him fuck him.]
for the record no i didnt really want a reaction fuck your reaction you can go ram it right up your ass for all i care like seriously im pretty sure i made it clear that a reaction was literally the last thing i wanted what part of A SIMPLE Y/N ANSWER WILL DO did you not get chimpanzees would score higher on a literacy test than you
no subject
No no no no. What are these words appearing on his screen? No. Hell no. Hell fucking no.
Just ignore him, Strider. You made your stupid offer. It's over now. Done with. Just get on with your goddamn life, and if he does turn into a horrible monster and decide to level half the town in his ensuing shitfit, well. Not your problem. You offered, he refused. That's on him now.
So just walk away. Put the fucking phone down.
Do not-- aw, fuck it, his fingers are already moving.]
what
the actual fuck
is your problem
[This conversation is actually physically making him ill, because fuck if he won't admit that Gary sort of has a point about everything he just said.
As fucking usual.
Again, irredeemably terrible dude, worst person Dave has ever had the misfortune of meeting, etc, god why the fuck does he even care what happens to this guy? If he turns into a disgusting man-eating monster, it'd be no less than what he deserves.
Fuck him. Fuck him fuck him fuck him.]
for the record no i didnt really want a reaction
fuck your reaction you can go ram it right up your ass for all i care
like seriously im pretty sure i made it clear that a reaction was literally the last thing i wanted
what part of A SIMPLE Y/N ANSWER WILL DO did you not get
chimpanzees would score higher on a literacy test than you