[He wants to chime in, that, yes, human legs were so pointlessly long. Fingertips were much better for delicate work. External genitalia were a huge pain. But, for the sake of his "disguise" right now, he'd have no clue what it felt like to be stuck in a human body. 100% human here.]

From what I've seen of that other bird, he might be a bit too much of a foppish mongrel for your company. A bit of a showboat, really.