Chronic shoplifter. Refuses to get a goddamn job. Doesn't attend magi meetings or the like.

If you've seen Kyouko Sakura around town, you've probably seen her take all kinds of weird shortcuts to get to where she needs to go; like an asshole cat, she jumps from rooftop to tree branch instead of using the roads like a normal goddamn human being.

Always snacking on something.